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	<title>The Chronicles Of... &#187; Dicker</title>
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	<description>Pete, Dicker &#38; Chris</description>
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		<title>Faith No More</title>
		<link>http://www.thechroniclesof.net/2010/02/23/faith-no-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahhh&#8230; it&#8217;s good to go to a rock concert with a real rock crowd. 
I went to see Faith No More at the Hordern Pavilion (my favourite venue!) last night with James. The last time I saw them was 13 years ago at the same venue with Pete, Matt, Chris, (Spiro?) and some other 16/17 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahhh&#8230; it&#8217;s good to go to a rock concert with a real rock crowd. <a href="http://www.thechroniclesof.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fnm.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1119" title="fnm" src="http://www.thechroniclesof.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fnm-300x197.jpg" alt="fnm" width="300" height="197" /></a></p>
<p>I went to see Faith No More at the Hordern Pavilion (my favourite venue!) last night with James. The last time I saw them was 13 years ago at the same venue with Pete, Matt, Chris, (Spiro?) and some other 16/17 year olds.<br />
Old.</p>
<p>I remember the concert in 1997 was really wild (might&#8217;ve been the first concert I crowd surfed at&#8230;?), and FNM have lost none of their rock. Neither have their fans.</p>
<p>It was the usual story down near the front where James and I were. Lots of guys mixed in with guys and their petite girlfriends taking up the space where you want the crowd to go crazy&#8230; I was ready for more disappointing crowd lameness&#8230; BUT! The lights went down. FNM played midnight cowboy (slow instrumental song) and built the anticipation. Then BOOM! First song, the crowd surged, the mosh pit went mental (<em>pro. men-ull</em>) and the girls and lady-boys came running out like squirrels from a bush fire.</p>
<p>It was great. No fear of treading on the precious and fragile, just free, crazy, uninhibited jumping, heading banging, and slamming! I was 17 again! Except now I&#8217;m bigger framed and 30kgs heavier, so the pit was not the intimidating &#8220;I might die here&#8221; place that I remembered.<br />
I just let loose. It was great.</p>
<p>And at the end there was the nostalgic familiarity of being soaked with sweat and partially deaf. The sweat I can live with, but I do feel regret for not protecting my hearing better&#8230; I&#8217;ve come to realise that hearing is not only worth protecting just because you&#8217;ve got, but because I feel stupid when I have to ask people 3 times to repeat themselves or have my phone speaker set at 50 decibels above normal&#8230; next time.</p>
<p>I’d never heard of the support band “Eagles of Deathmetal” before but they put on a great show. I think they have the same drummer from Queens of the Stone Age… either way, they were much better than the Jesus Lizard who did support for the 97 show. If I remember correctly, their lead singer was wasted and he pulled out his old fella on stage…</p>
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		<title>Riding fail</title>
		<link>http://www.thechroniclesof.net/2010/02/17/riding-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dicker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got up this morning at 5.40am to go for a bike ride to Bondi and back (I do this about twice a week to stop getting fat well slow down the fatness!).
I met my riding buddy at Stanmore station, and then made it as far as the Caltex servo in Enmore where I decide [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got up this morning at 5.40am to go for a bike ride to Bondi and back (I do this about twice a week to <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">stop getting fat</span> well slow down the fatness!).</p>
<p>I met my riding buddy at Stanmore station, and then made it as far as the Caltex servo in Enmore where I decide to put more air in my front tyre. The air compressor was broken so I decided to use my hand pump. I had to inflate the tyre to 95PSI (that&#8217;s a hell of alot of pressure!) and somewhere about 70PSI the valve on my inner tube breaks. It just broke. Pssssssfffff. Total flat tyre.</p>
<p>Ride over.</p>
<p>So basically i got up at 20 to 6 in the morning to ride my pushy to the servo in Enmore and then walk home&#8230;</p>
<p>Fail.</p>
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		<title>Attention web geeks!</title>
		<link>http://www.thechroniclesof.net/2010/02/05/web-geek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dicker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does anyone know, if it&#8217;s possible to use Wordpress software to run any kind of website?
You see the thing is, I really like the way the Wordpress runs the &#8220;back-end&#8221; and I&#8217;m interested in building a website that has the same interface. Especially so I can use all the plugins that are made for it.
Ok [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anyone know, if it&#8217;s possible to use Wordpress software to run any kind of website?<br />
You see the thing is, I really like the way the Wordpress runs the &#8220;back-end&#8221; and I&#8217;m interested in building a website that has the same interface. Especially so I can use all the plugins that are made for it.<br />
Ok geeks&#8230; over to you.</p>
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		<title>New Pushy</title>
		<link>http://www.thechroniclesof.net/2010/01/22/new-pushy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dicker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got a new pushy yesterday! My old bike crapped itself after 5 years of ownership. I think i&#8217;ll get it fixed up and working again eventually, but it was too small anyway and not really suited for the riding i&#8217;m doing (you know, very similar to Le Tour kinda stuff&#8230;)
It&#8217;s a cell bikes X1 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got a new pushy yesterday! My old bike crapped itself after 5 years of ownership. I think i&#8217;ll get it fixed up and working again eventually, but it was too small anyway and not really suited for the riding i&#8217;m doing (you know, very similar to Le Tour kinda stuff&#8230;)</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a cell bikes X1 Classic. It&#8217;s nice and big with good running gear for good distance rides like to Cronulla and back once or twice a week (60kms each ride).</p>
<p>So look out world! This&#8217;ll help keep the fat away!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thechroniclesof.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cell_x1_classic.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1099" title="cell_x1_classic" src="http://www.thechroniclesof.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cell_x1_classic-300x185.jpg" alt="cell_x1_classic" width="300" height="185" /></a></p>
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		<title>My iPod: Stolen!</title>
		<link>http://www.thechroniclesof.net/2010/01/17/my-ipod-stolen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 09:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone stole my 6 year old Gen 3 iPod out of the Nimbus this afternoon&#8230; just walked on by and took it. Didn&#8217;t take the cables, or empty the glove box or take the spare change, or the power drill or the extension lead and grinder, just the iPod.
Sure I left all the windows down [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone stole my 6 year old Gen 3 iPod out of the Nimbus this afternoon&#8230; just walked on by and took it. Didn&#8217;t take the cables, or empty the glove box or take the spare change, or the power drill or the extension lead and grinder, just the iPod.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 217px"><img class="  " title="ipod_gen3a" src="http://www.creativecrash.com/system/photos/000/027/319/27319/big/ipod_gen3a.jpg" alt="ipod stolen!" width="207" height="176" /><p class="wp-caption-text">ipod stolen!</p></div>
<p>Sure I left all the windows down and the iPod on display in the centre consul&#8230; And Pete has warned me about known offenders in the area&#8230; but I refuse to accept fault for this! Why should I blame myself when someone else breaks the law?? I didn&#8217;t steal, they did.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a sad state of affairs when the innocent are blamed for the misdemeanors of others. I bet an insurance company would blame me for not locking my car or winding up the windows&#8230; but hey, reality check, I&#8217;m not the thief here&#8230;</p>
<p>Anyway, the battery was dead and it was old&#8230; I&#8217;m hoping for a new iPhone soon! Woot!</p>
<p>The most inconvenient thing is that I don&#8217;t have Pearl Jam on play 24/7 in the car now&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Avatar</title>
		<link>http://www.thechroniclesof.net/2010/01/14/avatar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dicker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Avatar. Saw it last night. It drew me in. I liked it.
I didn&#8217;t have great expectations of this movie, given what I already new of the story line, but I was suprised at how much I enjoyed it. My brother reckoned it was worth the price of admission just for the visuals, and he&#8217;s probably [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Avatar. Saw it last night. It drew me in. I liked it.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t have great expectations of this movie, given what I already new of the story line, but I was suprised at how much I enjoyed it. My brother reckoned it was worth the price of admission just for the visuals, and he&#8217;s probably right.</p>
<p>Really, my only big hang up is the name of the precious mineral which is really the catalyst behind the story&#8230; They called it &#8220;unobtainium&#8221;. This is all a little John Bunyan/Pilgrim&#8217;s Progress for my liking&#8230;</p>
<p>Why not just go completely obvious and call the main characters Evil Villian, Hero, and Love Interest? Dumb.</p>
<p>Anyway, I&#8217;d go see it at the movies if I were you. Fairly spectacular.</p>
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		<title>Christmas Punk!</title>
		<link>http://www.thechroniclesof.net/2009/12/22/christmas-punk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dicker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this website last night: punk christmas.com, and downloaded a whole bunch of the mp3&#8217;s for free!
I&#8217;m loving punk Christmas carols!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this website last night: <a href="http://www.punk-christmas.com/index.html">punk christmas.com</a>, and downloaded a whole bunch of the mp3&#8217;s for free!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m loving punk Christmas carols!</p>
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		<title>impresionante!</title>
		<link>http://www.thechroniclesof.net/2009/12/16/impresionante/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently this cost $300 to make and the dude has been offered $30M from Hollywood to do what he wants! I can&#8217;t imagine that the $300 included software or editing/shooting time, but still very impressive!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently this cost $300 to make and the dude has been offered $30M from Hollywood to do what he wants! I can&#8217;t imagine that the $300 included software or editing/shooting time, but still very impressive!<br />
<br/><br/><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-dadPWhEhVk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-dadPWhEhVk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>Some Christianese&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thechroniclesof.net/2009/12/07/some-christianese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dicker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m putting together our quarterly newsletter/paper for our church (it&#8217;s called the Chronicle and you can see past versions here), and I need to put some light hearted stuff on the back page. My idea was that I could put some Christianese terms on the back like the ABC702 Dags Dictionary&#8230; but I need [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;m putting together our quarterly newsletter/paper for our church (it&#8217;s called the Chronicle and you can <a href="http://www.petersham.anglican.asn.au/church/en/node/1405">see past versions here</a>), and I need to put some light hearted stuff on the back page. My idea was that I could put some Christianese terms on the back like the <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2008/05/02/2233895.htm">ABC702 Dags Dictionary</a>&#8230; but I need a little help&#8230;</p>
<p>One term particular to Christians at All Saints Petersham is</p>
<ul>
<li>Bazzism (<em>adj.</em>) &#8211; Those phrases or mannerisms common to the rector of All Saints Petersham: Antony Barraclough, aka. Bazz. Eg. &#8220;<em>How hard could it be?</em>&#8220;, &#8220;<em>In whom do you believe?</em>&#8221; (preceding the saying of a creed), &#8220;<em>You&#8217;re fired.</em>&#8220;</li>
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<p>This is really the only idea I have at this stage, but I&#8217;m sure the creative minds that stop by thechroniclesof from time to time are much more witty and inventive&#8230;</p>
<p>I go to print on Thursday, so get creative people!</p>
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		<title>Toothpaste (or lack thereof&#8230;)</title>
		<link>http://www.thechroniclesof.net/2009/12/02/toothpaste-or-lack-thereof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dicker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been missing toothpaste in our house for about a week now&#8230; and before you recoil in disgust at our dental hygiene, we have still been brushing our teeth&#8230; just without the paste&#8230;
A dentist once told me that toothpaste does nothing for your teeth except make the experience more pleasant, ie. the brushing bit is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve been missing toothpaste in our house for about a week now&#8230; and before you recoil in disgust at our dental hygiene, we have still been brushing our teeth&#8230; just without the paste&#8230;<br />
A dentist once told me that toothpaste does nothing for your teeth except make the experience more pleasant, ie. the brushing bit is what matters.<br />
But thank God for toothpaste because brushing your teeth without is foul! Like brushing your teeth with partly digested food that&#8217;s been left out to ferment for 12 hours.<br />
I&#8217;m buying more toothpaste today.</p>
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